Today was a pretty good day, all things considered. Mom is doing a lot better, and finally showing real signs of improvement! No one asked me if I worked at the hospital! I had a nice day at work, and later a fun dinner! Best of all, I’m home before nine 🙂 Sure, I was pretty cranky this morning when I showed up at the hospital at 8am. But then there was coffee. God, I love coffee. Even hospital coffee that tastes like someone set a toilet on fire and then liquified the ashes.
Speaking of toilets, I even took my poo moment in stride.
What poo moment, you ask?
Oh, just the one where I stepped into the hallway and slipped on what I thought was water. But then I looked down and…it wasn’t.
(It was poop, if you need me to spell it out for you. Human feces. FECEEEEES)
The guy who left my special present tried to help clean it up but he just got yelled at by the nurse. Honestly, he took the situation pretty well. I would have been crippled with embarrassment but he just shrugged, apologized, and grabbed some wipes. I of course found the whole thing inappropriately funny and could barely make it to the elevators without bursting out laughing.
My shoes have since been cloroxed, in case you were concerned. Also the hallway was immediately cleaned. Hygiene is so important.
That’s my Saturday update! Tune in tomorrow, when I return to the hospital. Dun dun duuuuun.